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Kiwifarmer 
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05-21-13 03:19 PM - Post#4062010    

An old gentleman told me this this morning........and I had to share.

Background......he is an old farmer down the road, who lost his wife to cancer quite a few years back. Another woman he has known forever who also lost her husband, got togther about six months ago and they have decided to get married.......cute!!!

I asked him how the wedding prep was going, and he said

Well, I decided to have a talk to "Betty" last week, about how we are going to run this marriage. I asked her if she wanted to have a joint cheque account and she said that would be much easier. I asked her if she was happy to shift to the farm, and she said yes, as long as they used her furniture. We went through all the different living arrangements to sort all this stuff out, so we were going to go into the marriage with nothing unsaid. I then thought I should bring up the topic of our physical relationship. I asked her how she felt about s3x. ( it was a scary moment) she replied, I would like it infrequently. I then asked her " is that one word or two? "

My word I almost wet myself laughing. He is a bit of a trick old noel. When I composed myself, he said " Nah.......none of that's true, but it makes for a good story! I read the joke in the paper last week, and it was perfect for our situation!"

I wonder if his new wife knows about this

 
RedSquirrel 
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05-21-13 03:33 PM - Post#4062014    
    In response to Kiwifarmer

Love it! And yes, that's sweet.

 
qaustriangirl 
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05-21-13 10:59 PM - Post#4062056    
    In response to RedSquirrel

cute!

 
Beth Ann 
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05-22-13 08:14 AM - Post#4062100    
    In response to qaustriangirl

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHA! That's funny!

 
3 Little Ladies 
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05-22-13 08:38 AM - Post#4062108    
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Gramma - Claudia 
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05-22-13 01:43 PM - Post#4062142    
    In response to Kiwifarmer

Proof that we don't lose everything when we age - a lot of things, yes - but we get to keep our sense of humor !

 
scrappinmamma 
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05-23-13 12:17 AM - Post#4062214    
    In response to Gramma - Claudia



 
kaleidoscope 
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05-23-13 09:06 AM - Post#4062234    
    In response to scrappinmamma

LMAO

 
Nora 
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05-23-13 11:56 AM - Post#4062294    
    In response to kaleidoscope

That is HILARIOUS!!

 
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