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RedSquirrel 
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11-13-12 02:46 AM - Post#4025160    

I need a laugh today. Hit me with your latest or greatest things that the kids said that made you laugh.

One of my all-time favourites was years ago, from 3-year-old Holly. She told me solemnly,

"You can't walk on the sun. You'd fry like a boiled egg."

 
kellcinn 
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11-13-12 06:40 AM - Post#4025190    
    In response to RedSquirrel

My GD to her Mom- Ava says to me "Mom, I really love you and stuff, but I sometimes wish my Mom was a Queen like on Mike The Knight, especially since I'm such a princess", lol.

 
carpe scrapum 
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11-13-12 07:43 AM - Post#4025194    
    In response to kellcinn

Bianca looked at me while I was showing off my zumba moves and she goes "I'm mortified, but I suppose bad dancing makes you fit..."

 
carpe scrapum 
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11-13-12 07:46 AM - Post#4025196    
    In response to carpe scrapum

Another time Mia was mad that I sent her to make her bed so she looked at me with one hand in hip and the other with her pointy finger shaking in my face. She says "let me tell you something here, you my friend are not the boss of me. Got it?" All those words!!!!! She's too funny

 
gingersfavorite 
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11-13-12 09:04 AM - Post#4025206    
    In response to carpe scrapum

Jeremiah while watching Bears football the other night "the only time four turnovers is good, is if they are cherry & have ice cream on top!"

 
3 Little Ladies 
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11-13-12 01:08 PM - Post#4025288    
    In response to gingersfavorite

Not really a saying, and probably not funny to most, but I thought it was hilarious.

The other night I was helping Abby with her shower. She had just finished with her shower and I was getting ready to towel her off when she starting tooting. Since she was wet it was vibrating between her legs. It lasted a long little bit. Her grandparents were over and could hear it all the way in the living room. Well when she was done she bent over and looked between her legs. I was dying. Then she said, "I have a defective butt." That's something her cousin said to her awhile ago.

 
sgm 
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11-13-12 03:48 PM - Post#4025366    
    In response to RedSquirrel

at Abby!!

A few years back when DD was about 8 (she'll be 20 in March) we were driving down a side street and saw a squirrel that had been pancaked in the center of the street. I said "OooH, flat!" DD responded, "It's not flat, it just got run over!"

 
scrappinmamma 
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11-13-12 10:56 PM - Post#4025464    
    In response to sgm

B just started singing this yesterday "I'm sexy and I know it". I was

So I asked him what does sexy mean? He thought for a moment and said "it means you're cool".

Then he said "Mom, you want to hear another I just made up?

He then says "I thought it; so I bought it".

 
RedSquirrel 
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11-14-12 01:50 AM - Post#4025478    
    In response to scrappinmamma



My nephew (6) has named my hedgehog slippers. The left is called Mushroom and the right is Buttcrack. Where do they get this stuff? He's going through that stage of finding bums and poo hilarious...

 
jeter2girl21 
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11-17-12 04:31 PM - Post#4026442    
    In response to RedSquirrel

My sister was putting her 5 year old to bed the other night and he tells her 'Hey mom, do me a solid and go get my blue blankie"

 
Kimberly M 
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11-17-12 04:35 PM - Post#4026444    
    In response to jeter2girl21

I posted this on FB but I can't remember if I told you guys or not. Whenever I bend over Aiden hugs my bum and says "Ball!"

 
Scrappy-Cat 
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11-17-12 10:18 PM - Post#4026464    
    In response to Kimberly M

My dd(now 17)when she was about 4 called "peanuts" "pea-pups". She would tell anyone "I can't eat too many "pea-pups" cause they make me con-sen-trated!" We still laugh about that one!

 
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