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Username Post: FIMD        (Topic#322522)
SJ Diva
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Reg: 07-01-06

10-04-12 05:38 AM - Post#4015996    

I suffer from what most people call FIMD (foot-in-mouth-disease)or what I like to call "creative-humor" Just when I thought Id gotten it under control..Wham-O! I called one of my co-workers a wh0re. Ok well back step... The 4 of us girls go out and eat dinner together after work to have a good time and just hang out. Two of the girls are related.. Aunt to neice. The were telling "family stories(we work in a small town where everyone knows everyone)and about what they did and got away with as teenagers. The Neice said she herself had once ended up in the backseat of a car with a friend(a girl also) and a MARRIED man. SO here comes the ZINGER...I said " Andrea...I always knew you were a wh0re!" I totally meant it as a joke!! She didnt say anything but she ripped me a new one yesterday. She said she wasnt a wh0re...which I never thought she was. I told her I meant it as a joke and she said she doesnt say "that word"...I ALMOST said...ghee..the word wh0re is worse than the F WORD??Because Ive sure heard you use that one a time or two!! I guess I need to invest in DUCT TAPE.

Edited by Scrappy-Cat on 10-04-12 05:42 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

SJ Queen of the Crop
Posts: 47624
Reg: 08-13-07

10-04-12 05:42 AM - Post#4015998    
    In response to Scrappy-Cat

btdt.... sometimes what I think is funny - others don't & vice versa I suppose.

SJ Queen of the Crop
Posts: 34592
Reg: 06-13-08

10-04-12 06:17 AM - Post#4016000    
    In response to gingersfavorite

Oops! I hope there are no hard feelings now. There are some words which it is safer to get into the habit of just not saying at all, otherwise they might just slip out at relaxed moments and upset people.

These politically correct words and phrases are the ones that get me. Like "retarded". It's now such an offensive term, and yet it wasn't so long ago that it was only used in its original meaning of late. Like tardy. And "backward". We used to use that for kids who didn't pick things up as quickly as their contemporaries. It was a description, never an insult then, but now it is. "Challenged" is heading the same way. How long is it going to be before we have to rename a couple of the forums on here in case someone gets offended?

SJ Queen of the Crop
Posts: 34592
Reg: 06-13-08

10-04-12 06:18 AM - Post#4016002    
    In response to RedSquirrel

ETA: I was trying to work out what FIMD stood for before I clicked. All I could come up with was "Found In My Desk". So wrong!

Judge Amy 
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Judge Amy
Reg: 01-27-05

10-04-12 08:09 AM - Post#4016050    
    In response to RedSquirrel

Next time call her a s1ut instead

"A wh0re is someone who does sexual acts in exchange for money or other materials goods. Most people think of it being a woman but there are male wh0res as well.

A s1ut is someone who enjoys having lots of sex with many different partners. They just do it for the pleasure of it. Again people think of it being a woman but s1uts come in all genders and sexual orientations.

Most people misuse s1ut to be the same as wh0re but s1uts do not expect money from their partners."

I also suffer from FIMD - sometimes things don't come out the same way as I thought them; other times the person's sense of humor only extends to themselves.

Edited by Judge Amy on 10-04-12 08:10 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

3 Little Ladies 
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3 Little Ladies
Reg: 03-10-05

10-04-12 08:27 AM - Post#4016056    
    In response to Judge Amy

I would have taken it as a joke. Women call each other b!tches too, but it doesn't mean they really think they are. Maybe sometimes.

SJ Divalicious
Posts: 18130
Reg: 11-03-06

10-04-12 10:26 AM - Post#4016072    
    In response to 3 Little Ladies

So then what were those 3 (1 MARRIED?!) doing in the backseat together?

SJ Divalicious
Posts: 13005
Reg: 02-19-05

10-06-12 09:03 AM - Post#4016406    
    In response to rottiefan

Wow, I'm impressed they were able to get in on in the backseat. That's hard enough with just 2 people.

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